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1.Q: Why are conductor's hearts so coveted for transplants?
A: They've had so little use.

2.Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
A: The sack.

3.One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks.
After looking around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven:
"Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!"

4.Q: If you drop a conductor and a watermelon off a tall building, which will hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?

5.A musician calls the symphony office to talk to the conductor.
"I'm sorry, he's dead," comes the reply.
The musician calls back 25 times, always getting the same answer from the receptionist. At last she asks him why he keeps calling.
"I just like to hear you say it." he says.

6.Q: What do you have when a group of conductors are up to their necks in wet concrete?
A: Not enough concrete.

7.Q: What is the ideal weight for a conductor?
A: About 2 1/2 lbs. including the urn.

8.Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.