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1.Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A: It took him an hour to get the drummer out!

2.Q: How do you know when there's a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking keeps speeding up!

3.A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke."

4.Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: Hey guys, let's do one of my songs.

5.Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A. With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.

6.Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

7.Two drummers walk into a bar . . . which is funny 'cause you would think the second one would have seen it coming!!

8.A guy walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gibson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."

9.Two girls are walking along when they hear... "Psst! Down here!"
They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
The other girl said, "What did you do that for?"
The first replied, "I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!!!"

10.One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks.
After looking around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven:
"Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!"